I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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