thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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