does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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