i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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