yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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