is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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