At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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