How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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