Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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