The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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