Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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