How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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