What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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