But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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