this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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