I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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