Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He told me they were just razor bumps!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I need a beard to bite.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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