i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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