Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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