She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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