Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We left the knife in your bed.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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