If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Girls should come with a carfax report
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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