i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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