I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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