i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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