so that wasnt chicken after all
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Randomize
