hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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