make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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