I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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