i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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