Ambien. No doubt about it.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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