I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
