come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I deserve this hangover.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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