i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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