I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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