I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My boob is missing a layer of skin
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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