He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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