They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She told me I should be a condom model.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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