sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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