If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
