But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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