One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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