What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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