If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
As shirtless as possible
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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