The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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