I feel like abortions should bother me more
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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