i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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