names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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