the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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