sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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