I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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