Do you still have your period?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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