He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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