on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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