brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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