And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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