your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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