By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize
